the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
read the last two words to find out if ur ugly
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007

changing from jeans to pajama pants
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
selena gomez being: cute

